Snub #C004

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CHONK INDEX #C004

Snub Horned Variant

Standard Chonk Common

Habitat Desk corners, shelf edges, directly in the way of anything important

Temperament Stubborn; once comfy, remains there until you cancel all plans for the day

Quirk Emits a tiny offended snort whenever repositioned by non-Chonk entities

Move Iron Grip – becomes temporarily immovable, gaining +100% resistance to tidying and gentle persuasion

Care Note Offer snacks before attempting relocation. Avoid commenting on horn size; specimen is strangely sensitive.

Tags: horned, classic, simple, common